Why We Shouldn't Drown or A Boating Guide for Ophelia

How to get your chosen one into the boat. A funny audiobook full of stories that have probably happened to you while boating too. And if they haven't, you'll probably start planning your first boating vacation after hearing about it. What a young man won't do to get his beautiful bride on a boat where she can see how amazing he is! He brings a paddle, guitar or rope to meetings and reads aloud excerpts from the boating party's logbook as he walks around town. One day, the expected moment arrives and Ofelia, who has not yet been seduced by the river, sits in the slender body of the boat. Boating is a popular Czech sport, and Zdeněk Šmíd knew well how much fun it is possible to experience when you go down the Lužnice River, which is transported by Czech Railways. If you're going on the water with a bunch of friends Kenny, Bong, Crusader and Catfish, and you need to explain to Ophelia, how to avoid drowning when crossing watercourses, is clear, there'll be no shortage of funny stories. A relaxing, holiday and funny audiobook full of stories that have probably happened to you while boating too. And if they haven't, you'll probably start planning your first boating vacation after hearing about it.