The Blubberproof Cookbook

A guide for beginners and advanced culinary illiterates

Cooking isn't all that complicated. That's what countless cookbooks say before they bombard you with advanced gastronomy recipes and leave you to face logistical nightmares.
We're talking about cooking that lets you avoid starvation, save a few quid compared to restaurant prices, or maybe even finally move out of your mum's house. Or, you know, stop stuffing yourself with bread rolls, tinned food, and takeaways.

This cookbook offers recipes in their simplest form. Described in an idiot-proof way. Even for dishes you think are impossible for you to cook and that you'll simply never manage to whip up in this lifetime. To cook something more simply than described in these 73 recipes would mean going back to living in the trees. And we assume you don't really want to do that.